Wednesday

The Nightmare Laptop

It is finally over
The nightmare laptop is finally out of my sight.  I am half expecting to see it again in a month even though all of the internal parts have been changed out twice.  At least I don't have to think about it for a while.  Back to inane virus removal for the time being.  If only people would stop using IE.

Speaking of viruses, a user hands me his laptop today and wanted me to fix IE.  The whole time I am thinking if he wasn't surfing pr0n all day I wouldn't even be messing with this.  I mean, doing that at home is bad enough, why would you do it at work AND save copies to your hard drive?

On a positive note, tech night is tonight and will provide an opportunity to drown out any memories of work today.

Tuesday

iPhone Support Continues...

iPhone ridiculousness and beyond
User:  "I can't get my iPhone to work!  Help now, I can't live without a cell phone."
Me: "Did you plug it in?  Has it been activated?  Did you pick this up yourself from the phone office?"
User:  "Uh, my administrative assistant picked it up. I can't be bothered with putting effort into this."

Later I find out this is his second iPhone.  I wonder how he setup the first one.  So I send the iPhone setup instructions that a 5 year old could follow and he insists on reading them aloud over the phone to me as he performs the steps.

User: "Will this erase my contacts on the phone from before?"
Me:  "This is a different phone, there are no contacts on it yet..." (under my breath) "Do you think I even care?"

Glad I am not getting an iPad.

Thursday

The First Post

The first post is always the lamest.

The Dell onsite repair technician will be arriving between 2 and 4 pm today.  If this doesn't fix the laptop, I don't know what to tell the user.  Mobo, RAM, and HDD have will have been replaced twice now.

This has got to be the longest day in a while.  Waiting for long weekends always seem to take forever.  Weekend warriors rejoice when Friday hits.

rubbish tip: don't try to use an usb aircard with usb 1.1 ports unless you want to spend all day accomplishing nothing.