Tuesday

HaHa You're Funny...

No seriously, I have heard that one before

On my way to deliver a computer today I walked passed a couple of users.  User 1: "Nice day to be taking that computer for a walk!"  User 2 busts out laughing.  I let out a sigh under my breath and a low chuckle to acknowledge that I had heard them.  Luckily enough, on my way back from dropping the computer off I pass by user 1 again.  "Looks like your computer ran away!"  Let me tell you, instant classic...

There is one we hear at least once a week that I can't even bring myself to acknowledge anymore.  "Hey Susie, you got a haircut!"  Referencing the fact that I am sitting in Susie's chair fixing her computer.  The comedy genius never ends around here. I am still waiting for that one comment that will actually make me laugh.

P.S.  Porn user got another virus today.  He claims he just opened a web browser and BAM!  I of course continue removing the virus, pretending I don't know why he got it.  I bet he thinks he got away with a close call today.  I can't believe these people think they are hiding what they do on their computers.

Monday

Talking to Myself

Here comes that crazy person again...


So I have decided to start talking to myself out loud when I am walking around work.  I figure if users see a "crazy" person coming their way they are less likely to ask me about their computer.  I don't mind a quick question about a relevant topic, but when everyone tries to drag me to their office while I am on my way to an appointment it gets rather irritating.

I would also like to have a random conversation about something other than computers when I run into people. I am not sure what is worse at a party, either (A.) a computer technician answering every question that have saved up about their personal computer problems or (B.) a dentist having to actually stare into peoples' mouths at to see if they have a cavity.  Both problems are caused by user error and neither one is an appropriate topic at a party.

I mean when I see an accountant, I don't ask them to do my taxes...

Wednesday

The Nightmare Laptop

It is finally over
The nightmare laptop is finally out of my sight.  I am half expecting to see it again in a month even though all of the internal parts have been changed out twice.  At least I don't have to think about it for a while.  Back to inane virus removal for the time being.  If only people would stop using IE.

Speaking of viruses, a user hands me his laptop today and wanted me to fix IE.  The whole time I am thinking if he wasn't surfing pr0n all day I wouldn't even be messing with this.  I mean, doing that at home is bad enough, why would you do it at work AND save copies to your hard drive?

On a positive note, tech night is tonight and will provide an opportunity to drown out any memories of work today.

Tuesday

iPhone Support Continues...

iPhone ridiculousness and beyond
User:  "I can't get my iPhone to work!  Help now, I can't live without a cell phone."
Me: "Did you plug it in?  Has it been activated?  Did you pick this up yourself from the phone office?"
User:  "Uh, my administrative assistant picked it up. I can't be bothered with putting effort into this."

Later I find out this is his second iPhone.  I wonder how he setup the first one.  So I send the iPhone setup instructions that a 5 year old could follow and he insists on reading them aloud over the phone to me as he performs the steps.

User: "Will this erase my contacts on the phone from before?"
Me:  "This is a different phone, there are no contacts on it yet..." (under my breath) "Do you think I even care?"

Glad I am not getting an iPad.

Thursday

The First Post

The first post is always the lamest.

The Dell onsite repair technician will be arriving between 2 and 4 pm today.  If this doesn't fix the laptop, I don't know what to tell the user.  Mobo, RAM, and HDD have will have been replaced twice now.

This has got to be the longest day in a while.  Waiting for long weekends always seem to take forever.  Weekend warriors rejoice when Friday hits.

rubbish tip: don't try to use an usb aircard with usb 1.1 ports unless you want to spend all day accomplishing nothing.