Oh, Your Computer is Working? Really ?!?

Hmmm, this seems to be a huge mystery.  An old ass computer that doesn't work, but the user can't seem to figure out what went wrong.  When I got there, neither DVD drive would open as they were glued shut from all the dust, soda, and whatever else he has subjected this machine to over the years.

I thought, "OK, this will be an easy one, he just needs a new computer to replace this fossil".  I finally convinced him to get a new computer.  At last, somebody finally listens to reason.

But of course, he wants to take this jewel of a computer home and use it there because "it still works fine for me".

Good luck buddy, good luck...